The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel
The Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
The Realist sees a train coming
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks!
Author: guarseneau
When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word
“I’m sorry. You’re right.”
Having gay parents must be horrible
Either you get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in the infinite loop of “ask your mom”
You say I look better without my glasses
Thanks, you look better without my glasses too