He couldn’t pay the bill. So the doctor gives him another 6 months.
Author: guarseneau
An egg and a chicken are lying in bed
The chicken is smoking a cigarette looking satisfied when the egg turns and says: “Well I guess that answers that question”.
Two cannibals were eating a clown
One looked to the other and said “does this taste funny to you?”
How do you make holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it.