Sadist: “No!”
Author: guarseneau
I never make mistakes
I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
Mr. Smith is at the doctor
The doctor says: “I have bad news, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer.”
Mr. Smith thinks for a moment and says: “Well at least I don’t have cancer.”
The Pentagon was originally going to just be a square
But the contractor kept cutting corners.