Said I didn’t listen to her … Or something like that.
Category: Husband & Wife
How dare you fart before my wife!
I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was her turn!
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married.
I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me!
Two most important rules in a marriage.
1. Your wife is always right.
2. In case your wife is wrong, remember rule number one.