– “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning, private.”
– “Thank you very much, sir,” replies the soldier.
Category: Military
How many guns does an American need for a firefight?
Two. One for him to shoot and one for the U.S. to sell to the enemy so he can shoot him back.
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran.
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other: “You man the gun, I’ll drive”