Until they are flashing behind you
Category: Police
Why did the coffee call 911?
It was mugged.
An officer stops a man for speeding and notices he’s not wearing his required prescription glasses.
Officer: “I have to give you a ticket for not wearing your glasses.”
Driver: “Officer, I have contacts.”
Officer: “I don’t care who you know, you’re still getting a ticket.”
Cop: “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”
Driver: “Isn’t it your job to tell me?”