Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!
I hooked up with this blind chick last night
She told me I had the biggest dick she had ever gotten her hands on. But I think she was just pulling my leg.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A platoon.
Having gay parents must be horrible
Either you get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in the infinite loop of “ask your mom”